Witty-yet-so-true Quote

So I read about this, and I thought this is good to share, my bad if you had read about this before..

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarge what is given to her. So, if you give her a crap, she'll give you a ton of shit. _unknown_